Who wants some REAL psychic advice?

Question

Simon T - You want to know the meaning of life. Oh and that dead relative you think of sometimes says hi.

Matt 1300 - Orlando is too damn hot and full of tourists. Nashville, is full of rednecks who think too highly of themselves. Hartford is, well, Hartford. If you stay in NYC you will be happy for the rest of your life. Until you lose your job, get hit by a car and lose the love of your life. But after that, it's clear sailing.

Matt - My spirit guide suggests you cross my palms with silver if you want more advice.

Meekaila - A chicken pot pie.

Traveller - I predict a BIG TRIP in your future. Behold my awesome powers!

thewolfskoll - You owe me twenty bucks.

Red Beetle - She called you Petunia.

Charles E - A big promotion is in your future.

Bubbles - I have a direct message from an Angel of the Lord. He says 'Go take some science and philosophy classes.'
I'm just the messenger. Do with it what you will.

Simon - You owe me 30 dollars for that cup of tea I just gave you.

Matt - I can't control your destiny or what the spirits tell me. Buyer beware and all of that.

wolfskoll - You know you are too honorable for that. Shall I send you a link to my PayPal account or would you rather send a money order. NO PERSONAL CHECKS!

SillysTrin - He did move far away for work and that doesn't bode well for you. Things might seem great sexually, but the distance is going to kill things in the long run. You should give him phone sex if you want things to last a bit longer, but it mostly likely won't work out in the end.

dolphins - Top five for you would be - 1) Getting in touch with nature, particularly around the water. 2) Hiking. 3) Getting out on the town but not anything too wild. A jazz club would work well for you. (even if you don't like the music. 4) I forsee you doing something charitable with your time. 5) DO NOT see the movie Ghost Rider. Nicholas Cage is a horrible actor. You will regret being a live if you see that movie.

dolphins - Top five for you would be - 1) Getting in touch with nature, particularly around the water. 2) Hiking. 3) Getting out on the town but not anything too wild. A jazz club would work well for you. (even if you don't like the music. 4) I forsee you doing something charitable with your time. 5) DO NOT see the movie Ghost Rider. Nicholas Cage is a horrible actor. You will regret being a live if you see that movie.

Traveller - I already answered you but - OK, I forsee you getting on a plane sometime soon and you'll realize you left something at home. This will really bother you, but it shouldn't because while you are going back to get it the plane will crash.
The spirits have spoken.

Matt- YES, I KNEW you would say Hartford. That is why I led you to the answer you already knew that I already knew that you knew in your heart that I uh...knew.

SillyTring - One of the important things to teach pre-schoolers is about how to use their 'psychic' muscles. The key to this is good nutrition. If by any chance, you happen to be teaching young children sometime soon, be sure to inform them of how important a well balanced meal can be.

SillyTring - Also ALWAYS USE CONDOMS.

Answer 1

i do... what is going to happen between me and my current boyfriend?

wow.... that was right on. holy crap im serisouly amazed. please tell me something else about my future!?!

wow that took me way too long to get how you did that.... that was really cool tho it took me by surprise! thanks!!

Answer 2

Sure

Which place should I move to? I have 3 job offers


After thoughts

Damm I do not like this reading after all. You might want to say happy things until you get the money.

You are funny as hell and I am still rolling. Well damm, maybe I should not be laughing.

Ok, I think I will take Hartford. and I will look out for cars regardless.

Thanks great one!

Thanks!

Answer 3

I'll take some if it's real. How much you wanna bet it isn't? If you don't take my bet does that mean you're a psychic because you know I'll win?

EDIT: LOL..........GOOD answer. You should have known I'd welch on the bet though.

You're right, I'll just wire it directly into your bank account all I need is your account information.

Answer 4

O.K.

What is I want to know?

Edit:
Wrong.

I wanted to know who was going to win the 3:30 at Newbury.

But for 25% of what you fleece of the punters, plus a cup of tea, I will change my answer!

LOL.

Answer 5

What 5 ideal pastimes i should indulge in other than YA? Top marks to u for satisfactory advice. I am waiting......................

ADDITIONAL OBSNS:

World psychic --u score 2 out of 5 for my Q
Thanks anyway for your great humour. Sure is
entertaining these past 2 and half hrs. u can really sacrifice a lot of your time.

Answer 6

I prefer fake psychic advice

Answer 7

The only real psychic advice is don't listen to people who claim to be psychic.

Answer 8

This guy, wondering about job promotion or success with finances?think you could help?

Answer 9

So tell me what my mother used to call me.

Answer 10

when i need something, i pray. that way i get the real, true answer and blessings on top of that! :)