Tim- (Sitting In Church) (Yeals) I Can See!!!!
Joe- God Has Healed You You Were Blind Now You Can See!
Pasture- God Is Great Look At What He Can Do!!!!
Tim- No I Just Found My Glasses They Were In My Pocket.
2007-06-27 15:02:39 · 10 answers · asked by ???? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a question, how does a pasture talk??? It's spelled Pastor...
2007-06-27 15:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by Lids 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.......lol
Okay! Here's one for you.
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Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
She's Such A B**ch
2007-06-27 22:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Naaz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah hah itys cute I rank it a 8 on my 1-10 scale.
2007-06-27 22:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 22:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-07-01 19:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha short and sweet, i like it =]
2007-06-27 22:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by liveitup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee cute : )
2007-06-27 22:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is totally HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
2007-06-27 22:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by azn grl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it... it's funny.... lol
2007-06-27 22:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY!!!!!
2007-06-28 20:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by believerchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋