Would you be able to contain yourself, and actually take questions that go against your own beliefs and think about them with sincere thought.....or just spout off as always?
2007-06-27 14:45:40 · 21 answers · asked by sunscour 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would, but I would feel SEVERELY underpaid!
2007-06-27 14:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by carmandnee 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Looking for sincerity on the internet? Oh, you poor dear. That's like looking for Baptist in a sex shop (or at the very least looking for one who will admit it).
But let's talk about this million. I'm going to need to see proof. Plus, would you send it to me via check or am I going to have to pick it up somewhere? Are there contracts involved? Am I going to have to sign something?
Not only that, but if I stop being sarcastic, can I still be cynical?
I really don't want to get lawyers involved. Before you offer money, you really must think of the details!
2007-06-27 21:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by MsE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give sincere answers where the question is sincere and sarcastic ones when the answer is obvious but the asker is denying it.
It depends on the terms really. If it is I give one sarcastic answer I lose it all, I wouldn't take that because I don't think I can contain myself that much.
2007-06-27 21:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by meissen97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do actually take questions seriously ... and with sincere laughter I celebrate your honest beliefs. Some people are just ripe for the sarcasm - all in good clean fun.
Life is too short - Laugh, and the whole world laughs at, I mean, with you!
God Bless You!
2007-06-27 22:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a million I would even agree with whatever you say, do you want my address and we can give it a go? BTW, I agree that I should stop being sarcastic. Can I get a down payment now? ;)
2007-06-27 21:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd start off not being as sarcastic, but after I got the money, I'd hafta say I'd go back to my old ways. Just like a puppy always finds his way back to his owner. :P
2007-06-27 21:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Fangirl ♥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I usually do unless I'm having a bad night.
I think I've offended a few people tonight ;-/
2007-06-27 21:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could I get half up front and you could just trust me? If I do not follow through...I do not get the other half...no complaints.
Since I am being a smarty pants...I will give you a star.
2007-06-27 21:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can not tell a lie. I would still not be able to keep from being a smartass.
2007-06-27 22:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, I would take every cent and donate it to the most extreme fundamentalist church I could find.
I'm not being sarcastic.....you can trust me......
2007-06-27 22:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give me a million dollars and I'll tell you.
2007-06-27 21:52:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋