to take a look at the horse. A man comes out and sees the midget and asks if there is something he can do for him. The midget says, "I would like to theee the horth you haf for thale". The man takes him to the stable and the midget sees the horse and says to the man," I would like to look in the horth's earzth". So the man picks up the midget so he can look at the horses ears. He puts the midget down and pretty soon the midget says, " I would like to look in the horth's mout". So, again the man picks up the midget so he can look in the horses mouth. He sets the midget back down, and soon the midget says, " I would like to theee the horth ****". By now the man has lost all patience with the midget. He picks him up, lifts the horses tail, and starts shoving the midget in and out of the horses behind. Feeling better now, he sets the midget back down and starts to walk away, when the midget says," tat's pretty neat, but I wanted to theee the horth **** awound the twack"!
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2007-06-27 14:40:59 · 7 answers · asked by charks love 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CHILL OUT LITTLE BARB. I am a MIDGET and am NOT ashamed to say it. Sounds like you have more problems facing your self worth than anything. Too bad you lost YOUR sense of humor in life.......but I will STILL enjoy each day as if it were my last........and I will STILL laugh at things that amuse me. Take a Prozac or something.
2007-06-27 16:10:36 · update #1
Wow...why can't some people just calm down and laugh at funny things in life? LOL...I thought it was great. :]
2007-06-27 16:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
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A midget with a hairlip sees an add in the paper for a horse for sale pretty cheap. He goes to the address...?
to take a look at the horse. A man comes out and sees the midget and asks if there is something he can do for him. The midget says, "I would like to theee the horth you haf for thale". The man takes him to the stable and the midget sees the horse and says to the man," I would like to...
2015-08-06 20:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hair Lip Jokes
2016-10-07 01:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ewww but funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-27 15:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I thought it was vulgar and DISGUSTING ---as a person who was born with a cleft palate (which causes the so called Hairlip you so rudely made fun of here)....I at FIRST thought this joke was A BIT raunchy but then you went WAY TOO FAR----it borders on being EXTREMELY ABUSIVE!!!! Shame on you and ANYONE who thinks something like this is funny----killing two disfiguring ailments with one stupid joke is NOT my idea of funny. GROW UP----by the way----I'm a 57 year old woman and I SERIOUSLY took offense at this --NOT JUST FOR ME .
I see the writer isn't the only one who seriously needs to GROW UP-!!!!! I laugh at things that are actually FUNNY---this was NOT!!!!!
2007-06-27 16:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 2⤊ 12⤋
GOOD,GOOD,GOOD.
2007-06-27 14:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by mr.magestic 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
please use little person, not midget.
2007-06-27 14:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by gabbi r 2 · 2⤊ 6⤋