a bloke see's an advert in a pet shop, talkin centipede £5000 he buys it takes it home in a small box and after about 30 mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede doesn't answer. raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply.gettin angry thinkin he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and say's i heard you the first time i was puttin my f...kin shoes on.
2007-06-27 14:05:08 · 16 answers · asked by Spot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never ever use the short cut text, but this one did make me LMFAO!
2007-06-27 14:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave you a star loved it. do you live in the uk or do you use that language anyways? I mean like bloke or something
2007-06-27 14:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh good one well worth a star. keep them coming.
2007-06-27 14:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad told me that joke like years ago
2007-06-27 22:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great thanks.
Why is one side of a flock of geese longer than the other?
(they fly in a "V" formation)
Got more geese in it !!!!
2007-06-27 14:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha, an oldie but a goody
2007-06-27 20:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. datz funny homes.
2007-06-27 16:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....OMG....ok, this was the first time I heard this one. May I borrow it? ha ha ha ha
2007-06-27 14:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by fiteprogram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
LMAO
have a star!!
2007-06-27 14:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....excellent.
Must remember that one.
2007-06-27 15:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋