1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate. 3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
2007-06-27 14:05:02 · 9 answers · asked by hugahugababy 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
This is funny, I like it!!
Yes!
I'm going to e-mail this one to my deployed husband!
2007-06-27 14:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by MotherBear1975 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hi. I agree that punching back is necessary some times. Unfortunately. However, Iraq did not attack us, that was Al Qaeda, funded by our then and still allies, the Saudis. Attacking Iraq is like hitting an innocent bystander if you get attacked in the street, rather than attacking or retaliating against the guy that attacked you. Oil is the explanation. The oil men in the White House are using all that blood and death on 9-11 to attempt to justify attacking Iraq and stealing its oil. I think thats what will be shown when records of Mr. Cheney's energy policy meetings are released. Even now the US government is trying to force the Iraqi government to sign over rights to most of their oil production to select US and European companies. So is war justified just to make obscenely wealthy Texans even more obscenely wealthy?
2007-06-27 21:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by jxt299 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You've obviously never been to a "peace rally." If you tried that, you would most likely get beat down in retaliation.
2007-06-27 21:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Edward K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello!
Do not attend in the first place.
I think it would be a rather small gathering
People such as this are showing where their true loyalty lies and it is not for the peace of their own nation.
Take care!
2007-06-27 21:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No. Sorry, I'm not willing to go to jail for a dope smoking, wanna be pre-med, drop out, hippie freak.
2007-06-27 21:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I am still laughing.....Careful, you may get a Call from Mrs. Edwards at work tomorrow, telling you to stop it.....
2007-06-27 21:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Ken C 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
sometimes saying nothing speaks louder than words
2007-06-27 21:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by bytchy_princess 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ok. So you beat up somebody you knew wouldn't fight back. Feel better?
2007-06-27 21:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Reno M 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Now that is remedial training!!
2007-06-27 21:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by John T 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋