A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back onto the road.
One day, as the truck driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer.
However, even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and
said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
2007-06-27 13:40:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**LOLOL Thats my kinda priest LOLOLOL
2007-06-28 07:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol That was a really good joke. haha sounds like somthin my dad would do hes a truck driver. i should report u for abuse to the lawers. lol
2007-06-28 04:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by answerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that before with yankees fans instead of lawyers lol
love the joke
2007-06-27 13:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I hope I can repeat it correctly tomorrow at the office.
2007-06-27 14:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jane Marple 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO STAR 4 U
2007-07-02 03:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one I gave you a star
2007-07-01 10:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by ctsnowmiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-06-27 13:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H ah aha ha, ... Right turn Clide!
2007-06-28 05:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one =)
2007-06-27 14:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooooooooo FUnny...good one thank you!!!!!!!
2007-06-27 14:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋