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2007-06-27 13:14:46
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answered by Anonymous
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George, it is people like you that make this place worth coming to. When I think everyone is just so full of hate, you go and post a message that give me such hope. Thank You & have a peaceful night! :)
2007-06-27 20:10:55
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answered by Vintage Glamour 6
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Beatuiful poem if you never had the down times you would never appreicate the ups.e4g
2007-06-27 21:42:44
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answered by encourager4God 5
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Thank you, recenly I have felt quite rejected by the R&S crowd....normally it wouldn't get me down...but I have been stressed lately so everything is a factor....
2007-06-27 20:25:53
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answered by Sassafrass 6
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At this point, I don't think anyone can
help me outta my funk.
2007-06-27 20:13:02
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answered by Kerilyn 7
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That is very nice i mean it.
2007-06-27 20:10:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey, I love this, thanks for posting it!!! ^_^
It is great and I love R&S :)
2007-06-27 20:24:33
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answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4
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thanks man. I am sure people will appreciate it.
2007-06-27 20:15:35
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answered by . 7
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You are very kind. Thanks! ;-)
2007-06-27 20:23:25
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answered by ♥ terry g ♥ 7
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