Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling! telling me "you'll be next!"
They soon stopped when i started doing it to them at funerals!!
LOL ;o)
2007-06-27 11:50:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
rolling on the floor laughing.
i would of tried that one but i'm already married. good one though
2007-06-27 11:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's flipping hilarious!!!
I got married on February 13. My daughter was 7 at the time, and was our flower girl. Throughout the wedding-related festivities, she just would not stop asking my brother when he was going to marry his girlfriend of several years. The poor guy was cringing inside every time she'd bring it up, 'cause he had brought a ring with him, and was planning on popping the question on Valentine's Day! I've been married for 14 years now, and he still cringes when he thinks of it!
2007-06-27 19:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by abfabmom1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I like your answer, I think we must be related! I have those same aunts, but I finally told them that when I could find someone to put up with me the way Uncle_____ did with them, I'd marry him!
Some of them actually took it as a compliment!
2007-06-27 19:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cory C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ,,,,,
What great words.
Try this you are gay and plan to marry 3 girls in the future just not yet.
I will bet they will never bother you again.
Or you enjoy at least 2 blokes per night , another one to throw them off the scent.
Live long and prosper.
2007-06-27 19:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Get wed
2. Tell everyone you know - hey guys STOP bugging me about getting wed.
3. Do something SO outrageous in public, get in the newspaper ( get arrested - anything) so whenever you meet people at weddings they are so busy bugging you about how ashamed they were they forget about a minor detail like the fact you aint wed yet.
2007-06-27 18:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
niiiiiiice..... i got a better one: most of my mates got married and once in a while they drop by with their loved ones and their wedding pictures (and stupid dvds). how in the world can i tell them that they bore the snorr out of me??
and the answer you were expecting: tell your rib poking aunties that you are lesbian. they will cool down for a while.
as i think of it, all men are lesbians trapped in males bodies. if this is not weird than the pope must be awfully straight.
2007-06-27 18:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When i got engaged my family and friends kept asking when i was getting married. i told them i was 'holding out for the matching earring' for some reason they stopped asking!
Great answer from you by the way..need to remember that next time)
2007-06-28 03:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cockneyrebel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi lol that one made me laugh loads, I wish I was as quick as you to think of this one. that was great ! At least they will stop bugging you now.
2007-06-28 10:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Wish I had known about that before we got engaged! lol! You are getting a star for that! x
2007-06-28 12:24:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to cop out of family weddings, feigning sickness and also because I despise some of the relatives. I might try that next time; thanks!
2007-06-29 06:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋