What do you do when you realize there's no toilet paper?

Question

Do you sit for a while and let it dry?
Just pull up your pants and deal?
Pull 'em halfway up and waddle to the next nearest bathroom/stall?

I'm a rip-a-piece-out-of-a-magaziner myself. Anyone have any interesting alternatives?

Answer 1

I saw the following written inside a bathroom stall once that may help: "Here I sit in quiet a caper, on the pot, but with no paper. Now I have no time to linger, watch out a**, here comes my finger."

Answer 2

I've been in this pickle a few times. It's not always easy to see if there's TP in a stall! The worst was the time when NONE of the stalls had TP! I actually pulled apart the toilet paper roll and crumpled the peelings to make them softer. still not pleasant.

I had a roommate in college who was notorious for leaving the bathroom TP free. happened at least twice a week, I swear! (she used a lot of TP!) So I kept a box of kleenex on the back of the toilet, just in case.

I also had to use the papery toilet seat liners once.

You think you have the whole "check first" thing down, but every once in a while, a TP disaster catches you by surprise!

Answer 3

Keep feminine wipes in your purse always.

U never know!

There are several things u can try .. all answers have given these options
1. Use the next stall
2. Ask for help (if there's someone)
3. Go out and use the paper towels by the sink (some sinks are inside the bathroom, and some are outside)
4. Look in ur purse for any spare paper
5. Haven't read this option - If there's a sink in the bathroom and that's out of towels, run the water --- wash your hands --- take a bit of it in a cupped hand and dab down there! U might be wet there, but atleast clean.

Answer 4

I drip dry unless i am in a really big hurry then i just kind of stand there 4 a min then just pull up my pants and go but most of the time i check and make sure that tere is paper but sometimes well mostly i have to pee so bad that i forget to check it

Answer 5

Ya i'm with baby on this one..I mean the only time that i had to stand and let it dry was in a public restroom and that was because it was one of those blocked off ones you can see inside that well. Then as soon as no one is there i run to the next stall........

Answer 6

last month i really fond i was in a toilet paper free stall when i finished and wanted to go.
my solution is open my wallet and try to find some spare paper but failed there are only some piece of hundred value bank notes and i couldn't afford to use them, so my final decision is to use my right hand to wipe as much as **** as possible and waddle out to sink and wash my hand throughly. then go to office find toilet paper go back to toilet and rewipe my bottom.

Answer 7

Just make sure to keep spare Kleenex or toilet paper in
your purse the next time
and check stalls before using
You could scream" loud as you can for toilet paper or
yell FIRE"""

Or run next door to the Mens room and ask them for some
toilet paper tee hee og cannot stop laughing it hurts

Answer 8

If you hear someone in the bathrooom with you, holler for them to get you some.

If there's no one there...

for #2

- I would use the seat covers
- or I like the magazine idea
- I keep notepads in my purse... I would use one of those
- how about an old receipt in your purse
- ya got a pad or tampon handy, use one of those!

#1

if none of the above are available... I would "drip dry" That's what they call it! Hey if men can do it, So can the ladies.!!!

But everyone should know... don't sit on a toilet without looking to see if there's TP!!!! DUH!!!

Answer 9

Nooo... If i'm home I use Bounty and if i'm in a public bathroom I ask the other person to pass me some but if u'm at school (there's never any there) and i forgot to bring down toilet paper i... I... i pull up my pants and wait ti'll i get home there i said it!! lol

Answer 10

It depends. If there is someone in the stall next to you, then ask them. They will not think any less of you, they've probably been there before.

But if there is no one around, wrap it all up and dash into the next available stall. And please tell the next person that there's no paper in that particular stall.