Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, i'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks i'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me?"
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves the idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to happen, her hubby slips it in, she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "What the feck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
2007-06-27 10:07:49 · 22 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2007-06-27 10:08:26 · update #1
I still haven't gotten my balls back and it stings...... LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-28 12:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 17:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friendly face, an average joke
now come on l'd have expected better from one of my top 3
its star time
2007-06-27 17:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheh... thats wrong. Very very wrong. I like it. 10/10
2007-06-27 17:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by robdunf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to laugh but it just didn't want to happen!
2007-06-27 17:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh oops I forgot I can't laugh at that.
2007-06-27 17:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, 'twang!!'
Still funny though..
2007-06-28 00:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke I have heard for ages!! Thanks loads, you have saved me from a gloomy evening... X
2007-06-27 17:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Rekless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke ,very funny!!!
2007-06-28 12:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by BEAR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldnt laugh.
but my face had a big *** grin.
haha
2007-06-28 00:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Version 2.0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋