A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
2007-06-27 09:55:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you forgot the axe in the back of his head
2007-06-27 10:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by lou 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's a menstrual cycle? I've forgotten. I think I'm happy about that.
I think the rest of the world probably is, too.
2007-06-27 10:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's upstairs on his computer I'm downstairs on my laptop. We sometimes talk to each other if i can be bothered. No, my man is not attractive tonight. I haven't been drinking. LOL
2007-06-27 10:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're looking to get violated again, in more ways than one I see, Syl baby?!
I promise I will still write to you when your account has been suspended.
2007-06-27 10:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When's she reaching the menopause she probably prefers him to be in another country!
2007-06-27 10:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by clara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou...... That made laugh and thats something I havent done in a while... Good on ya !!!!!!
2007-06-27 10:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by CherryD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny he is sitting right beside me cricket stump and all
2007-06-27 09:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by missme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-06-27 10:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fit as f*&$ as always which is why im logging off after this answer lol
2007-06-27 11:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by dee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me giggle
though i would have happily done that to my ex, sasquatch every fecking day
2007-06-27 10:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋