A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy
steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
2007-06-27 09:30:38 · 10 answers · asked by passionatemilf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke!!! I laughed my freakin' head off!!!
2007-06-27 09:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 17:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're really good at writing or finding jokes or whatever. Keep up the good work.
2007-06-27 16:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by kdive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, pure genius, did you make it up?
2007-06-27 16:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Poker Face 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad but funny!!!
XD
2007-06-27 17:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by ~soul*of*a*diva~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!
Good one!
2007-06-27 16:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-01 12:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-27 17:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by Chi V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-06-27 16:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by lil_miss29708 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUNNY! :D
2007-06-27 16:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋