A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal,
and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says,
"Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes."
Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same
blonde is on the line again. "Never mind," giggles the blonde,
"I was in the back seat!"
2007-06-27 09:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by maroon5fan328 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. dats hilarious
2007-06-27 09:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by HappyState™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! The sad part is, I'm a blonde O_o
Oh well! Star for you!
Nice avatar, by the way!
2007-06-27 16:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by Bree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! a good joke,but I heard a different version of that same joke with a retired lady.
2007-06-27 16:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by TEC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha blonde jokes are always so funny
2007-06-27 16:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.....i like blond jokes,they make me laugh
2007-06-27 17:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by l♥ve143~♥~♥~♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
That is great!
What will blonds do next!
star for you!
2007-06-27 18:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-27 17:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.. but sorta not really funny.
2007-06-27 16:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaa funny : O )
2007-06-27 16:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by ginagirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, thats pretty good
2007-06-27 16:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋