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roflmao you really asked this.
How do we know that the bird loves Jesus? Perhaps the bird is mistaking a tree for a god.

2007-06-27 08:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 9 0

I swear sometimes you people are just aiming to make my head explode. How the hell could you possibly conclude that a small bird, incapable of speech, is capable of loving Jesus. Further, can a small bird love at all in the same sense as humans? I can understand them having a biochemical response that could, on a rudimentary level, be called love since they are flock animals. You are taking anthropomorphization to new levels with this one though...

2007-06-27 09:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by deusexmichael 3 · 3 0

How do you know the small bird is capable of loving jesus?

2007-06-27 09:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 3 · 2 0

Love for my mom to read this question. When I was a kid, she always told me that when my pets died, I'd never see them in Heaven because animals don't have souls. Now I have someone saying that a small bird loves Jesus. Well, I can only hope that animals DO have souls and that one day I'll see them all again.

2007-06-27 09:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by ladydi_1987 5 · 0 0

A bird has a brain the size of a grain of rice. They are not capable of any emotion or thought.
It is because I have a large brain that I am able to say that there is no evidence for the existence of God or Jesus

2007-06-27 08:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by October 7 · 4 0

A small bird is far more capable of biting me and/or crapping on my windshield than even having a vague idea or concept of Jesus.

2007-06-27 08:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mara 4 · 2 0

Because I have a larger brain than a small bird so can make reasoned decisions for myself, instead of just being trained to do things like the bird (and many christians) is.

As for a bird loving Jesus - PROVE IT

2007-06-27 08:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 5 1

Small birds have brains about the size of half of a pea. That's not exactly great inspiration to me. Sorry.

2007-06-27 11:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0 0

And just how would you know that a bird loves Jesus? Did he tell you that? Did you forget to take your medication today?

2007-06-27 08:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 4 0

Look at the size of the brain in the bird. Speaks volumes.

2007-06-27 08:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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