A plane crashed and 3 guys survived. They crashed on an island full of cannibals though. They cheif came and the 3 men shouted "PLEASE DON'T EAT US!!!" The cheif said "okay but you have to pass our test, remember we do not laugh if you laugh we will chop off your head and eat you, if you fail the test we will do the same." The first part of the test is go into the forest and find a fruit any fruit and come back here." About a hour later a guy comes back he brought grapes. The cheif said "okay the second part is to shove it up you butt hole." The guy says "easy enough" and he does it. The chief says " okay you may leave but I suggest you wait for your friends." So they waited. Then the other guy came with a banana and the cheif told him the test. It was harder then the first guy but he got it. Then they waited for the third guy. When he came he was holding a jackfruit. The other two guys laughed so they got their heads chopped off. The third guy couldn't get the jackfruit in so he died
2007-06-27 08:07:05 · 20 answers · asked by Baby Bunni 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-27 08:07:19 · update #1
a jack fruit is a big fruit thats spikey and stuff
2007-06-27 08:15:55 · update #2
Staple Girl, thank you for retelling the joke. I didn't understand it the way it was presented. Your version was much funnier. Sorry dudette, her version was funnier.
2007-07-03 19:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by 0219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To scoobyd3: I love the taste of jack fruit when it's ripe. Basically, you remove all the exterior husk and get to the ripe seeds. It's the thick, golden seed coverings that delicious. It's a tropical fruit. The husk, when green and young, is cooked as a vegetable.
2007-06-27 15:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didn't tell the right version!! that by the way was the un-funny one!!
okay right one....
3 guys, fred, bob and joe are lost in a forest and are caught by a tribe, the chief says " go into the forest and bring back 10 fruits"
the all set off in different directions.
the fred comes back with 10 apples and the chief says
"if you can manage to put all those apples up your *** without making a face you will live"
he manages 5 and winces he is immediately killed.
bob comes back with 10 cherries and the chief says to him
"if you can manage to put all those apples up your *** without making a face you will live"
but on the 9th cherry he bursts out laughing.
When he gets up to heaven the fred says
"why did you laugh you were nearly free!"
and he replies
"i couldn't help it i saw joe coming with 10 pineapples!"
yeah very long i know sorry :P
2007-06-27 15:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of the Asia version. The last guy brought back a durian. Ever heard of this fruit called Durian??? Bigger and sharper than a jackfruit...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
2007-06-27 15:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by bkoh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chief8 is right, but he didn't explain why you peel it first. That's in case it came out of someones butt.
2007-07-05 11:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-27 17:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolll funny enough...Nice try...I'll give you a star =)
2007-06-27 16:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is a jack fruit?
2007-06-27 15:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still funny lol
2007-07-05 14:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious.have a star
2007-07-04 13:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Crazy F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋