This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they
passed this small sandalshop.
From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great
desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,something his wife hadn't seen in many years-raw sexual power!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.
The Indian then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-27 07:58:16 · 13 answers · asked by Milk Man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I 'm peeing myself
2007-06-27 08:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 17:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!! Wrong feet = wrong target huh!
2007-06-27 15:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO hahaha good one take a star bro
2007-06-27 15:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by TT z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one; I like that funny :)
2007-06-27 15:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mee-Mee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny i like this one...can i get 10 points?
2007-06-27 15:48:28 · answer #6 · answered by mexican0k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny funny funny
2007-06-27 15:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! Too funny!
2007-06-27 15:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harrdy har har
2007-06-27 15:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! pretty funny!
2007-06-27 15:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Patty R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋