To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye...Roon sirbees...morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G: "You're very welcome."
2007-06-27 07:52:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too Funny! I felt so slow reading it in the beginning, i felt like the english person!
......and a star for you!!! ♠
2007-06-27 07:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥NotJustaPrettyFace♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That was great! I was cracking up by the middle of the conversation! my co-workers were looking at me like i was nuts cuz i spewed water all over the place and just started laughing out of nowhere!
2007-06-27 15:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by C is me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. That must have taken a lot of patience to write out.
2007-06-27 15:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
What a joke. First I thought you were being racist but I understood near the end... lol
Ever thought if telling lokes professionally?
2007-06-28 05:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take you to work all this out?
2007-07-01 04:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while to read that. Had the same problem reading "Trainspotting"!
Thanks for posting it!!
2007-06-27 15:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats hilarious lol,
2007-06-27 14:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by lorrilou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arso!
2007-06-28 18:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Freakin’ brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha! "Tenjewberrymuds."
2007-06-27 15:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one dude take a star
2007-06-27 14:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by TT z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋