One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner with him and his roommate, Julie. Julie made a great dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than friendship. The next day, Julie told John that the soup ladle was missing. This is the letter he wrote to his mother:
Dear Ma,
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains, It's missing.
Love,
John
This was her response...
Dear John,
I'm not saying you did sleep with Julie, But I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found it by now.
Love,
Mom
2007-06-27 06:36:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG LOL hehehehehehehehehehe
i like that
2007-06-27 06:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard it this way:
One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner with him and his roommate, tom. tom made a great dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than friendship.
John knew what his mother was thinking and told her "tom is just my room mate mum there is nothing going on! I'm strait!" The next day, tom told John that the soup ladle was missing. This is the letter he wrote to his mother:
Dear Ma,
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains, that since you came over for dinner It's been missing.
Love,
John
This was her response...
Dear John,
I'm not saying you did sleep with tom, But I'm not saying you didn't. But the fact remains that if he were sleeping in his own bed, he would have found it by now.
Love,
Mom
2007-06-27 06:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Golden Oldie.
2007-06-27 06:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm .. muns are always so wise .. Is Yours..??
Top of the morning to you Honey. 10?10 and Thank you feel better already..
2007-06-27 23:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one -- I'll remember that when my kids go to Uni - lol
2007-06-27 06:43:26 · answer #5 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-06-27 07:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everytime i hear it, it still makes me giggle.
A great joke... have a star!!
2007-06-29 04:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by tinkytylah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. funny.
2007-06-27 07:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-06-27 06:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - Excellent!!!!
2007-06-27 10:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋