Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
2007-06-27 05:47:24 · 30 answers · asked by :)☮♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
soz i wasn't meaning to offend anyone i'll change it if u want
2007-06-27 05:53:33 · update #1
Love it!!!lol
2007-06-30 21:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the person who says blonde jokes are unfair to blondes - unfortunately life is not fair !
Heard the joke about the blonde walking into the bank to withdraw money?
The cashier asked 'Can you identify yourself?'
The blonde opened her handbag, looked in a mirror and said 'Yes, it's definitely me.'
As bad as Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
For any blonde reading this though a man joke -
Why do men buy electric mowers? - so they can find their way back to the house.
2007-06-29 05:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mike W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brunette visits a blonde friend....?
when she notice that her ears were plastered, she asked her " what happened to your ears?" and the blonde say's "the cause was purely accidental, i was ironing my clothes when the telephone rings but instead of picking up the phone i picked the iron instead." The brunette was a bit sad for the incident, but she was surprised when she noticed something to the other ear of her friend " and why the other ear was also plastered?" The blonde gets angry and said " of course the phone rings again"
2007-06-27 13:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is quite good
but
I find blonde's some of the most hard working , best spelling, great at maths, excellent at working things out and the most honourable team of female birtch cow bag fcukers I have ever met.
2007-06-27 12:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the Disneyland Left part is funny but not the two blondes
2007-06-27 12:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by beautypsychic 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, it's funny.
Humor is one of the best things about life. All you "righteously indignant" politically correct, respondants-Lighten up.
2007-06-27 12:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a blonde and i think it is a cute joke. Not to funny but very cute. :)
2007-06-27 13:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by Taken26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. I almost cried. Wait, no, that's because of the stupid representation of blondes. I don't care what people say, it still hurts our self-esteem, even if we don't realize it.
2007-06-27 13:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
IT IS FUNNY! I am a brunette so I of course laughed. Blondes are hot and smart, but brunettes are hotter and smater! :) lol
2007-06-27 13:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by M. Nurse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm blonde and not offended its all good humour, joke is ok but try harder next time lol .........
2007-06-27 13:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by casha1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋