There was once a guy who went to the dentist's office for a check-up. As the dentist was examining the guy's mouth, he paused.
"Excuse me, sir," said the dentist."Have you by any chance performed or*l sex some time today?"
Astonished, the patient then grinned and said,"Why, yes, I have, Doctor! How do you know? Is there a pubic hair stuck in my teeth or something?"
"No," said the dentist. "There's sh*t in your beard!"
2007-06-27
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