A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married
again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST
NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS
PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man
smiled,"Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed???"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "Rang the
doorbell,didn't I?"
2007-06-27 05:35:34 · 21 answers · asked by xx glad to be ere xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one... serrioulsy. This bought a smile to my face and made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh....
2007-06-27 05:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by vault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-17 12:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did he ring the doorbell without any arms? lol
2007-06-27 05:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ab 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg so funny. i had to read the last line about 10 times to finally get it but real funny.
2007-06-27 05:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by notre1842dame 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice 1.... Anymore ??
2007-06-27 05:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by gocart999uk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, still giggling, ava star
2007-06-27 05:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one :-)
2007-06-27 05:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by Richard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO great joke
2007-06-27 05:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by stinkypinkyteddybear 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha that is a good one...i bet that made her happy
2007-06-27 05:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
weird but cute
2007-06-27 05:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋