For all those men who say,
"Why Buy a Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free."
Here's an update for you;
Nowaday 80% of Women A re Against Marriage. Why?
Because Women Realise It's Not Worth Buying An Entire Pig, Just To Get A Little Sausage!
2007-06-27 04:17:22 · 18 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my ugly woman joke hasn't been posted
please please please
look at it, it needs friends
2007-06-27 04:18:06 · update #1
ROTFLMAO Oink Oink Oink the sausages aren't that small and if you don't believe me check out my blog history you should find a rarity there.... LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-28 11:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has at approximately 17:30hrs, and that i've got starred it, as you're saying who'd choose to yet an entire pig for a touch 'weaner'? yet i've got given up sadism, necrophilia and bestiality, as i'm purely flogging a lifeless horse with the purpose to communicate!!!!
2016-09-28 13:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has at about 17:30hrs, and I've starred it, as you say who'd want to but an entire pig for a little 'weaner'?
But I've given up sadism, necrophilia and bestiality, as I'm only flogging a dead horse so to speak!!!!
2007-06-27 05:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If You Were my Husband...
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink." The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''
2007-06-27 06:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just where can you get free milk ?
2007-06-28 11:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps they should buy an horse then
me old mucker, indeed.
have a star for your cheek
2007-06-27 04:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny, most dont even have a little sausage.
Unless its a cocktail one.
2007-06-27 05:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by rafena 1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLthats a good one
2007-06-27 04:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old
2007-06-27 04:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! the other , will do!
2007-06-27 05:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋