Your at a night club with you two best friends, for a long over due girls night out. Your having fun dancing and sipping drinks but out of no where your ex shows up. He's obviously drunk, and getting kinda hostle. This is where the question gets fun. Out of your purse you pull out a remote control with the ability to shrink the dirt ball down to the size of a bug. How would you act out your ultimate revenge?
2007-06-27 04:11:09 · 14 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
what i would do would be ....
shrink one other person i totally hate
shove it up his *ss
then un-shrink that person
2007-06-27 04:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bloody Kiwis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Option 1: Feed him to my fish. (Cuz my ex made fun of how boring my fish were)
Option 2: Drop him in someobdy's drink.
Option 3: I keep him as a pet.
Option 4: Stuff him in a cocroach's hole cuz he hates them.
Option 5: I'd hand him over to a Bug-breeding company. If one exists.
Option 6: Put him between the two flakes of my hair straightener and burn him.
Option 7: Pluck out his legs. Then pop his eyes.
Option 8: Put him in a microwave.
Option 9: Drop him into the hair of the girl he was cheating on me with.
Option 10: I glue his legs to his body, and make him float upside down in a lake or water surface.
-I like the idea of ur question.
2007-07-04 19:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by calypso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL An ex-b/f huh? I'd get my best g/f to go along and then let him see us slow-dance together very, very close and when he asks what's up with all the touchie-feelie with us I'd tell him that I decided not to hide the fact that I'm bi.... LOL It would drive him crazy!!!! LOL Who needs a shrink ray to make men feel small? LOL That's for the gals that are amateurs!!
2007-06-27 13:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by cme2bleve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shrink him to a bug's size, take him outside and put him in a plant. let him either get eaten by a bird or a bigger bug, or sprayed with a pesticide
2007-06-27 11:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by sweetblueyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who needs a stungun! if the jerk gets hostile with me id punch him in the face and tell him to get over himself and then walk away.....cause honey if you are at a club there is nothing he can do. if he thinks he's gonna hit you back there are 50 other dudes there that will kick his ***, and who knows, that may help you find the man of your dreams!
2007-07-04 23:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how stupid, ignorant or mean a person/ex can be.
Revenge is not always the smart thing to do...
It may blow up in your face...:)
2007-06-27 11:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd think its funny he's drunk, but im over him,
dont need any revenge
2007-06-27 11:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by sherry312 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SHRINK HIM AND DROP HIM IN TO A CHAMPAGNE GLASS FILLED HALF WAY. AND TELL AN UGLY GIRL WITH NO DATE THAT SHE JUST EARNED " A GROW YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND"
2007-06-27 11:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly would laugh and walk away... I don't have time for that.
2007-06-27 11:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by jd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
flush him down the toilet with the rest of the s@@@!!!!!!!!
2007-07-04 20:26:36 · answer #10 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋