A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight in his eyes & said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-06-27 04:04:39 · 24 answers · asked by legend 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-27 04:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL< A Picture is worth a Thousand words they say...
2007-06-27 04:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by donna_honeycutt47 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
Anyone know where I can get a prescription?
2007-06-27 04:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by nagaqueen13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cream cake for you:
Naughty but nice, I really liked that.
2007-06-27 05:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes all the difference if you've got that little gree n white form
2007-06-27 06:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL iv heard that before still good though. star
2007-06-27 04:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Rx!
2016-05-17 11:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-06-27 04:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-06-27 04:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-06-27 04:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by * Mummy to 2 Girls * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that one
2007-06-27 04:40:48 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋