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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "
"First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK? Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow*Job"

2007-06-27 03:46:30 · 15 answers · asked by Dannie 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

won't have stopped his obsession/wanting
ha ha ha ha

2007-06-27 03:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1 0

Old but funny X Cindy

2007-06-27 03:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1 0

HA HA That's a good one!! You get a star!!

2007-06-27 04:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by SunShyne 2 · 1 0

Thats cute.... I don't think that's what is in the real drink called a "blow*job"

2007-06-27 03:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer H 2 · 1 1

STARdom awaits

2007-06-27 04:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

cool

2007-06-27 03:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

hahaha

2007-06-27 03:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by * Mummy to 2 Girls * 7 · 1 0

Very very funny!!

2007-06-27 04:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by Nastedani 3 · 1 0

LOL freak-it! that deserves two stars if i could!!!!!

2007-06-27 03:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1 0

GOOD ONE! STAR....

2007-06-27 03:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 1 0

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