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What if Jesus was actually a half extraterrestial / half human? Mary doesn't know how she got pregnent. What if they abducted her and mixed alien DNA in her womb? What if all of Christianity is just a big giant alien conspiracy??? Man I need to go to sleep........I have been up all night typing weird crap.

2007-06-27 03:14:29 · 27 answers · asked by nothing 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

27 answers

Dale Dribble, is that you?

2007-06-27 03:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Zuker 5 · 1 0

i would definitely say that it isn't
but have you read about what the Sumerian tablets found in the middle about a hundred and 30 years ago have said
a book called "Rule by Secrecy" written by Jim Marrs talks about them
You could probably find some more in depth information about these tablets elsewhere, I'm not too sure where though, I've looked around a little bit online.
These tablets supposedly have a variation of the Biblical creation story that goes into detail about how aliens introduced us to different strands of dna, or performed test on us, and actually cloned us and then used humans as slaves to mine for gold so they could take it back to their home planet and put it in their atmosphere
It sounds like crap of course, but the interesting thing is that the Sumerians knew about cloning and dna and all kinds of other things we've only come into light about recently
they were around 6,000 years ago
I don't know if the author just skewed what they were actually saying to sound more high-tech then they were though.
Or it could actually all just be made up and a complete lie.
But if you're interested in this stuff go and take a look.

2007-06-27 10:22:32 · answer #2 · answered by tatereatinmic 3 · 0 0

Nonsense

2007-06-27 10:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by vamp917 2 · 0 0

Read Ezekiel....and think about what he saw. As you read, remember that Ezekiel only had seen an ox and cart in those days . Also, the word amber translated to the original meaning means, highly polished bronze....hummmmmm....Do a study on whirlwind(s) too....

2007-06-27 10:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by rhanjo 6 · 0 0

if that were true then we would all be aliens because we were created in the image of god and yes i thought about that too and i think ufo's r real and that some r angels visiting and some r demons

2007-06-27 10:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What? You need to lay off the cheese and stop watching those horror movies before you go to bed.

2007-06-27 10:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

um, i don't think it's possible. There are like no UFOs in the Bible. I guess he just "ASCENDED into heaven", somehow, into heaven. Sorry. That's what the apostle's creed says.

2007-06-27 10:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by jess 3 · 0 0

no....mary got pregnant because God is a God of making the impossible possible and he needed someone to have His son, Jesus.... and Jesus went up to heaven in spirit because he had to go to hell first to save everyone from their sins..then he went to heaven

2007-06-27 10:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by amsker 2 · 0 0

Lol,are you sure you was not abducted lol.
Darling get some sleep.

2007-06-27 10:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh my gosh!!! What an unusual question... Am I correct to presume that you are not religious??? 'Tis certainly an interesting way to look at it i guess...

2007-06-27 10:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only in a paralell universe.

2007-06-27 10:17:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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