My fave at the moment is:
What is orange and sounds like Parrot??
Carrot
2007-06-27 01:31:35 · 9 answers · asked by laylafletcher 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star If you think its funny
2007-06-27 01:44:00 · update #1
What's flat and green and has four wheels..............a lawn.
...........I lied about the wheels.
2007-06-27 01:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute. I'd heard that before but for got it.
as for more good jokes, I've been reading the ones in the voting section cause they are funny and then you get a point for voting :)
2007-06-27 08:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by lexie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ya nice joke ...
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....now try these on for size!!!!..
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so this girl goes to a father to confess her sins...and....
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
you would get this if you know about indo-pak relations...
...anyways!!!..
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An insect falls into a mug of beer!!!!!!!!
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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hope its good enough for you!!!..
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2007-06-27 08:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by anex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want to hear some REAL funny stuff (cant mention here without getting a violation... believe me it happened), but just look at some of the stuff they got here....
http://www.prankplace.com/?KBID=4210
2007-06-27 08:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by jasonandrewwi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's yellow and dangerous?
A. Shark infested custard.
2007-06-27 08:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got in trouble with my teacher the other day,
she said " what do you have if you have one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in the other hand"
i replied "kermit the frog"
2007-06-27 08:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by BonBon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's yellow and smells of Bananas?
Monkey sick
2007-06-27 08:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one my niece and nephews will love this one lol
2007-06-27 08:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, good old one..
2007-06-27 08:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋