This woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh, that," he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her position when the screaming starts again. This time it is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls St. Peter over again to find out what is happening to the woman now. "Oh, that," he says, "they're just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." The woman decides that she wants out and tells St. Peter that she has changed her mind and wants to be sent to hell. "Are you sure you want to go there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll end up getting sodomized and raped and even worse!" "That's okay" says the woman, "I already have the holes for that!"
2007-06-27 00:25:59 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My innocence has been shattered, no wonder they say the angels are holy, very good, got me laughing.
2007-06-27 00:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are drilling holes in the screaming woman's back and head for the wings and the halo, and the woman behind her (the one that asks the questions) doesn't want holes drilled in her. When St. Peter tells her what will happen to her in Hell, she says she doesn't care, because she already has those holes. Think of all the holes on a girls body, and you got it!
2007-06-27 07:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by Meggie Liz! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, let's see. How can I do this without being kicked off Yahoo.answers? Um, see, they are drilling holes for the . . .oh, heck! It's not a half bad joke. You'll have to ask a teenager with lower inhibitions than Yahoo to clue you in!!!!
2007-06-27 07:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Come on Conan! Don't bluff...you know all about 'holes' and their uses. LOL!!!
2007-06-27 08:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL nice joke!
2007-06-27 08:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke is quite funny! lol!
2007-06-27 07:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made me LOL!
2007-06-27 07:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by correrafan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do not go against the NATURE!!!!
be happy with what ASSETS u have!!!!
2007-06-27 07:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
u deserve a star 4 nothing!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-27 07:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is actually funny
2007-06-27 07:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by woop woop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋