Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.
They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."
So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.
Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"
The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"
2007-06-27 00:16:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
alll of them. ain't that cheesey!
2007-06-27 00:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the second one! The first one was kinda cute for young kids!
~Candice~
2007-06-27 08:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sounds like barny from the simpsons the 2nd joke
2007-06-27 07:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha i like the second one... first one is good for a 1st grade class room
2007-06-27 08:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one was funny.
2007-06-27 07:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by shiv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
batman! beautifull picture by the way.
2007-06-27 08:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by sikn_shadow_420 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
liked both
2007-06-27 07:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah.. the 2nd one was cool
2007-06-27 07:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your pic made me laugh.. u got that 'surprised look'!
2007-06-27 07:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one was alright =)
2007-06-27 07:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Lie to me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋