A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."
The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."
The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.
The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"
"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
2007-06-27 00:13:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definite star!!!
2007-06-27 00:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 00:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New one for me! I liked it a lot!
2007-06-27 00:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one
2007-06-27 00:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by specky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i liked it
2007-06-27 00:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-06-27 00:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that oldie
2007-06-27 00:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know u can't help yourself!!!! xxx but please xxx try hun xxx
2007-06-27 01:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋