2007-06-26 23:20:36 · 13 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he may have already visited me a couple years ago, I was so mad when I caught him trying to climb through my window that i chased him half-way down the street before I realised I was naked! (3 o'clock in the morning)
2007-06-26 23:22:01 · update #1
RobertS: The metaphor climbing through my window you mean?
2007-06-26 23:32:25 · update #2
RobertS: yeah...anyway it;'s not a metaphor but a simile stupid!
2007-06-27 00:02:58 · update #3
I live on the 38th floor so if he could get through my window, it would indeed be a bloody miracle.
2007-06-26 23:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not Jesus who will come like a thief in the night. It is armageddon.
Jesus has already knocked on your door.
(2 Peter 3:10) Yet Jehovah’s day will come as a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a hissing noise, but the elements being intensely hot will be dissolved, and earth and the works in it will be discovered.
It is Jehovah's DAY....not Jesus.
The ' heavens' in this case is not literal but means the governments of that day.
In Revelation, they are called ' the kings of the earth'
(Revelation 20:10) And the Devil who was misleading them was hurled into the lake of fire and sulphur, where both the wild beast and the false prophet [already were]; and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
2007-06-27 06:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I is sure...
Looks like a thief in the night has stolen from some and given to others. Its a metaphor, look that one up aswell.
Bless You!
*H*
2007-06-27 06:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My apartment was robbed by a Puerto Rican once...his name may have been Jesus Gonzoles
2007-06-27 06:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a metaphor. Get out your dictionary.
2007-06-27 06:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Robert S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do believe He did and, asked for a coat to keep warm, I gave Him mine. He then asked for something to eat, I gave Him some bread.
He then said to me that for sure, I love my fellow man and will be saved, I believe Him.
I love my God. I trust in Him and what He said, 'Follow me and, be saved" I will.
You don't sound like a happy person, follow God and be saved, my friend.
2007-06-27 06:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by cowboydoc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I guess 10% just isn't enough for ole' Jesus, heh ?
2007-06-27 06:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by lilith 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He got me while I was reading a book on consciousness one day,It blew me away,be carfull it's contagious.
2007-06-27 06:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Lightworker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is coming any time
2007-06-27 06:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u was drunk that time, it was not Jesus, was somebody else, Jesus no need to do that, he can just stand in front u if he want.
2007-06-27 06:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by moonrider 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋