ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.
2007-06-26 22:50:04 · 13 answers · asked by GIGGS is OO7 © 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good giggs, was it in america !
2007-06-26 22:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by peter c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but I've received that email several times... Actually, the one I received had several other humorous court transcript anecdotes as well.
2007-06-26 22:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by 1M9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!
I prefer the ones from the insurance companies tho.
Still I'll give you a star for making me smile!
2007-06-26 23:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if I can laugh all day long I would at this joke , I am going to return to this joke through out the day and LMAO !!!!!! Good Thanks !
2016-05-17 06:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old (but funny!) but I doubt it's real!
2007-06-26 22:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhaha
i heard that one before!!
i got whole email of them!!!
2007-06-26 22:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is also a very old transcript.
2007-06-26 22:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is your evidence that this is true.
2007-06-26 23:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao, no. not real
2007-06-26 22:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it??
2007-06-27 02:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by TTC #1 xxxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋