A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents
and
All the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her
And began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been
waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful
place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told
her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch
The Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm
surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I
married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were
ill.
And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and
I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all
around the world.
We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and
hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to
pay
later!
2007-06-26 22:26:41 · 9 answers · asked by kumar v 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaw.. that actually made me kind of sad.
2007-06-26 22:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by JaggedLittlePill 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you pronounce it check-uh-sluh-vah-kee-uh. and that's a good joke, but i'm 13 and i can spell that word. so i think the word should be longer.
2016-05-17 06:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by catherine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!!!
he would rather prefer going to HELL than SPELL!!!!!!
by the way what happened to the beautiful young nurse????
2007-06-26 22:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best story ever!!
haha
i love it
2007-06-26 22:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by mady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one however czechoslovakia no longer exists it is the the czech republic and slovakia.
2007-06-26 23:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldy but goody, been through our work e-mail a few times, still cracks me up!
2007-06-26 22:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by KrIs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is another moral to the story...always lie to your wife...lol
2007-06-26 22:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-26 22:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by the16th 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's right!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-26 22:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by mihaela_becks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋