a postman who has worked the same street for 40 years is retiring, some of the residents decide to give him a gift for his long service. whife in no2 asks hubby what she could do, hubby says ,give him a box of my cuban cigars. wife in no 4 asks her hubby same question, hubby says give him the golfclubs i got but never used and $100. wife in no6 asks hubby same question, hubby says fcuk him, give him a dollor, cos nobody gave me anythin when i retired. the postman goes to house no2 gets his cigars and cries. them he gets golfclubs and $100 from no4 and cries some more. he get to no6 a blond greets him with nothing on, she brings him in and go upstairs to have the most mind blowing sex the postman has ever had. when they are done he comes down to a bueatiful breakfast, he just cant believe his luck. he then asks why there is a silver dollor under his cup, the blond says that she asked her hubby what she could do he said fcuk him give him a dollor, but the breakfast was my idea!!
2007-06-26 20:03:45 · 17 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one is always good for a laugh...
the postman went out with a bang.lol
2007-06-26 20:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny..I've heard one similar.... One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless mommy, and daddy, and grammy. Goodbye Grandpa." Well the father thought this was strange but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month or two later the son said his prayers again and the father over heard him say "God Bless mommy, and daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little worried about the situation. Two weeks later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless, Mommy. Goodbye Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything about it though and got up early the next morning to beat the traffic. Later that night he finally came home and said " Sorry I'm so late, I had a terrible day at work today." The mother looked at him and said "YOU HAD A BAD DAY, THE MAILMAN DIED ON MY FRONT PORCH TODAY!!!"
2016-05-17 04:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-06-26 22:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before ages ago but it's still funny!
2007-06-26 20:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by claireybearyfairy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke - when told correctly!
2007-06-26 20:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one lol! Keep it up!
2007-06-26 20:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
could see the punchline coming for ages
2007-06-26 20:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol good one
2007-06-26 20:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
really really funny lmao
2007-06-26 22:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so-so
ho-hum
bleh
..... but A+ for the effort.
2007-06-26 20:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋