Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he recieved this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see, no fee!
2007-06-26 19:52:04 · 13 answers · asked by goryrory1986 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...funny...heres a star :)
2007-06-26 19:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you decided in learning to communicate Chinese then you must now that the best alternative is a Program for Mandarin.
2016-06-04 15:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Frank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats amazin!!!!
heres one 4 u my china, lol...
enjoy!!!
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English Chinese
That's not right Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP *** Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum F***
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai F** n Ni
I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu *** Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
H e' s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor i s offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pa
PASS IT ALONG. DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF
2007-06-26 20:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Thats quite an insult.... BUT I LiKe it......!!!! hehaehahehaheha... hohoho!
btw chinese names are supposed to be Mr. ___ ___ ___ three syllabus
2007-06-26 20:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by louis o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that is such the best joke ever...u desereve like 100% for that
nice joke
love it
2007-06-26 20:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by itgoeslikethislalalalalalalalala 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That detective was obviously enjoying his work wasn't he.
2007-06-30 13:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute--have a star!!
2007-06-27 00:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-06-26 20:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny ..star for u
2007-06-30 09:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its very simple & kinda joke
2007-06-26 20:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋