A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
2007-06-26 16:52:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star 4 u!
2007-06-26 16:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sydney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 Star
2007-06-27 00:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by lcs_hs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel the Judge too need to be divorced as he was no better
in communication than that lady!
2007-06-27 01:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A brittle star for you!
the joke is hilarious, but my heart goes out for the poor man. how did he cope up with the woman for so long should be another joke!
2007-06-27 00:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO thats great...sounds like my parents but the other way around...its my dad u cant communicate with..lol but good **star 4 u**
2007-06-27 00:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a freakin' Beauty! LMFAO!!! Star for you!
2007-06-27 04:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny here is your star
2007-06-27 00:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by PsychoxBunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's clever.
2007-06-27 00:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jim N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks..that was absolutely hilarious... : x )
2007-06-27 02:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, that made me laugh!!
2007-06-27 00:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋