Mrs. Smith said, "You know, Mrs. Jones, I'm tired of things being so boring around here! I'm going to shake things up a little; so, do you know what I'm going to do?"
"What? What are you going to do, Mrs. Smith?" asked Mrs. Jones.
"I'm going to take off ALL my clothes and go streaking through the dining room!"
"Really, Mrs. Smith?!? You're going to take off ALL your clothes and go streaking through the dining room, totally naked?!?"
"You bet I am," said Mrs. Smith. Before you know it, she did just what she said she would do. She took off all her clothes and went streaking through the dining room! As she ran out the door, she ran past two old gentlemen.
"Who was that?" asked the first gentleman.
"I'm not sure, but I think it was Mrs. Smith," replied the second.
"Mrs. Smith?" asked the first. "What was she wearing?"
The second gentleman replied, "I don't know, but it sure needed ironing!"
2007-06-26 16:51:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny
2007-06-26 17:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditto to AndrU
2007-06-26 23:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that one in a different way.
2007-06-27 00:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny
2007-06-27 00:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by PsychoxBunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-27 00:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by paparazzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...LOL Heard that before its a good one.
2007-06-26 23:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by snowlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! lol
2007-06-26 23:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by TL C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww lol
2007-06-27 02:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by p00nin1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ha pretty good yet gross... great good! keep it up!
2007-06-26 23:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross. but hilarious.
2007-06-27 00:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by soccer loser0903 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋