George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
'Billy.'
'And what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'
2007-06-26 16:48:21 · 13 answers · asked by Lindzey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao........Good one.
Here's another one for you......Sorry! No offense to anyone.
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Collection
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 billion ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection.: The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon.".................lol
2007-06-26 17:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Naaz 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I love it. LOL. I have one too.
A little girl was talking to President Bush about whales. Mr. Bush told her that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the President reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
Mr. Bush asked, "What if Jonah went to the other place?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
2007-06-27 06:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jill 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's why those cost so much more than the ones made of "mostly fake meat"! Maybe it came from a cow that had implants?
2016-05-21 04:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahhhah lmao thanx for the laugh
2007-06-26 21:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke, and so is the one about the gas!
2007-06-26 17:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by jaded 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol you made my day
:] thanx a bunch
2007-06-26 17:08:07 · answer #6 · answered by <33 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-06-26 16:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by AndrU 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome.
Thanks for the laugh :]
2007-06-26 17:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats ****** crazy good!
2007-06-26 20:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by sikn_shadow_420 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats so funny....
2007-06-26 16:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by pb b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋