Bus Driver?

Question

One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, "If my daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby lion." He kept on talking to himself like this.

After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had enough of it and said, "What would happen if your daddy was a drunk and your mommy was a whore?" Little Johnny replied, "Then I would be a bus driver."

Answer 1

Excellent Job !!

I'll give 9.5 / 10

ha ha ha ha

lmao!!!!

A child like that is V. dangerous !!

Answer 2

Lmao...........Hillarious.
Okay! Here's one for the road......hope you like it...lol
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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
Lady reporter: "Good evening, Sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer: (staring at the reporter) said, "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Lady Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, Sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
The Farmer: "Madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point."
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, Madam. Just imagine, if I play with your **** twice a day and only screw you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

Answer 3

I hope that teaches the bus driver not to ask stupid questions.

Answer 4

lol 10/10

Answer 5

nah

Answer 6

awesome

Answer 7

ah. thats great. props to you.

Answer 8

thats great

Answer 9

...not quite funny.