He seems like a really nice guy in South Park, but a tad bit gay.
2007-06-26 16:03:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan is about as nice a guy as God because they are both "made up fictional beings" fresh out of human minds. And now come to think of it ...they are probably both a tad bit gay.
2007-06-26 16:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well you got the gay part right at least.
The Antichrist will be of Jewish descent.
From the tribe of Dan.
He will be a male.
He will be single.
He will be homosexual.
He will (at first) be suave, charismatic, and engaging and intelligent.
He will be handsome.
He will enter the world of people, politics, and nations or come on the radar of all three shortly after the Rapture when the world is plunged into chaos.
I mean millions will disappear instantly. Christians will be airline pilots, truck drivers, ship captains, police officers, teachers, bankers, nurses, doctors, surgeons...etc. Face it, there will be global chaos for a time.
Now yes, for many it will be a cause to celebrate, a time to party like, "Wahoo the stoopid Christians spoiling our fun are gone!"
It will be worse for unsaved Jews in the state of Israel. With the Christians of the world gone, 90% of their steadfast support and defense will be gone.
2007-06-26 23:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by faith 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Hollywood Satan is a pretty nice guy. The real Satan isn't.
2007-06-26 23:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by onelm0 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
2007-06-26 23:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by instantaholeaddalcohol 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
2 Corithians 11:4 " And no wonder, for Satan himself keeps transforming himself into an angel of light."
Read this link
Satan—Myth or Sinister Reality?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20021015/article_02.htm
2007-06-26 23:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, he is evil, don't forget. but yeah, as "god" said in South Park, Satan's been becoming a pussy as of late
2007-06-26 23:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Psy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So I see you use south park as a reference for life? south park also showed that canada could give the US a good fight. now, do you beleive that too? =)
2007-06-26 23:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny, just trying to get the christians worked up. acually you sure he is not a girl. I here Rosie O'donnel maybe satan. Just a theory of mine. lol
2007-06-27 03:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Eden 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The interesting philosophical argument from Satan's protrayal in the film goes roughly like "if there wasn't any bad then how would you know what's good, so it must be good to be bad sometimes."
2007-06-26 23:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew L 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I wouldn't be surprised. Considering how picky God seems to be Satan almost seems saint like. After-all he takes in those who don't "fit the bill" as far as God is concerned.
2007-06-26 23:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by MoonWater 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋