What is the best joke you have played on someone?

Question

And what was the outcome?

Answer 1

its hiding in your pants..look now or be cursed with hives

Answer 2

The best joke I have play on some one was at wrestling camp. We duck taped a freshman up and put him in a garbage can. Then if that wasn't bad enough we put him on the elevator and pressed every button and let him go up and down till some one got him out. The outcome was a lot of laughs and 10 laps around the ohio state campus but it was worth it.

Answer 3

In high school the teacher in charge of the lunchroom was always blaring out commands and instructions to the kids who were there to eat not to be hassled. One day we figured out that the loudspeakers were connected by a pair of wires that ran through the cafeteria. We made a short circuit with a pin through the two wires to silence him. We did not realize that the wires were high powered until the entire PA system went up in smoke when he turned it on. He panicked when he saw flames and threw a pitcher of water on the burning equipment which destroyed it completely. Everyone in the cafeteria laughed their heads off and no one ever figured out exactly who to thank for the quiet without the PA.

Answer 4

My dad was always a prankster while i was growing up. Still is. But it's been rare for anyone to successfully pull the wool over his eyes. One day i was clearing out a "junk drawer" and came across a blood-red fishing worm. i told my mom ahead of time what i was going to do so she would be there to see my dad's reaction. When the time was right, i put one side of the worm in my nose with about 3 inches dangling out. i put a tissue over my nose while acting like i was going to sneeze just before entering my parents bedroom where both of them were getting ready for bed. As you've guessed by now, i pretended to sneeze and when i pulled the tissue away from my face, exposing the "worm", i let out a gasp to attract my father's attention and reaction. i got one. LOL! After a few seconds i began to laugh as i pulled the worm from my nose. My dad was pretty upset with me. i guess it's true that some people can dish it out but when it comes to taking it...well, you know.

Answer 5

Okay, this is before the days of caller ID. I was home sick and bored. I picked up the local phone book, opened to a random page and picked a random name and number. Then, I picked up our local paper and called each classified ad in the paper and ordered everything... it went something like this... "Hello" "Hi, this is Bob Smith, I saw your advertisement for firewood for sale. I'd like to get a cord. Is it well seasoned?" "Oh, yeah." "Do you deliver?" "Yeah, sure, where do you live?" "1200 Buno Road. Can you bring it by tomorrow afternoon. Just drive around back and unload it... c'mon to the house and my wife will get you a check..." "Sure..." Next ad. Next ad. Next ad. Every ad...

Called the next afternoon. . .(still sick)... pretendend to be a furnance salesman. "Hi. This is John from Yoder's Furnance. Your husband called yesterday and asked that I call you for an appointment. I tried to call, but your phone was busy...." "I DON'T KNOW WHO GOT O-U-R NUMBER!!! WE HAVE BEEN GETTING CALL AFTER CALL!!!!" "Oh, does this mean you don't need a new furnance?" "NO!"

Never knew the people. But I called for lawn mowing, firewood, used cars, furniture... everything for sale by a private person...Wonder how much wood was delivered?

Answer 6

I placed a coat over a torso shaped box, then put a manikin head on it, and set it up on top of a garbage can.

When my landlord come over this was still sitting faced away from her as she walked up.

It was unintentional, I had forgot that I even put it there, but when she went to see why this person wasn't responding to her its head fell off. I heard the scream from inside!


Hahaha

Answer 7

I work with guy named Jamie..yes he has a girls name..and no thats not the joke..this jerk would put a grease on all the door knobs at work so ..I got even with him..he has his own box of gloves..we would wear gloves to keep our pretty little hands clean..so I took two gloves out of the box and put a piece of card board over the remaining gloves and then I put on glove on top of the card broad and them put the grease on top of that glove and then put the last glove over the glove that was coverd in grease..so when Jamie went to get a pair of gloves he would pull out the top glove and get a hand full of grease..it was funny ...I didnt see it happen but I heard about it..he never put grease on the door knobs again..

Answer 8

We we're having a retreat wayback in college and while everybody was busy meditating and praying I sneak out to get ice cubes on the freeze and put it into their shoes which was left outside the room, you can just imagine the curses and bad words they said after they prayed so hard

Answer 9

the one where you polk mentos with a needle and put a string through it, then put it on the rim of the coke bottle, but not letting it fall in, then put the extra lenght of the string on the outside of the rim, and close the bottle.. so now you should have a dangling mento inside your coke bottle.. when someone opens the bottle, the mento is going to fall in the coke, and the liquid will start going everywhere.. pretty funny.. my brother got pissed!
you should try it

Answer 10

well we got this from a video we saw on the internet, our class 2 yr ago in 8th grade had a field trip to st. louis and we rode coach. around half way there one kid fell asleep. we all gathered next to him and then we began to scream really loud like we were gonna fall off a cliff. he screamed like a girl and almost cried...seriously. but the teacher also got mad at us though.

Answer 11

My sister's friend..whenever she sleeps over, she would ALWAYS have to go pee at night. It's so predictable of her...our rule of the house is to always put the seat down.

Well, that night I made sure I was the last one to go to the bathroom..I left the seat up. Yep, she felled when she sat! Idiot, a very pissed one.