A magician was driving down the road...then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
2007-06-26 13:35:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are hilarious-here's a star
2007-06-26 13:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
humorous, dazzling, hilarious? Are you human beings little ones? you're only sucking up for the factors. None of those are humorous. M&M come sparkling, you won't be ready to have self assurance any of those are humorous. perchance in third grade yet not in this communicate board.
2016-09-28 12:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are not that that funny. But some are! So here's a star for it all! Cheers!
2007-06-26 18:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by g3tbn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear about the nervous cross eyed seamstress--she couldn't mend straight.
Car mechanic walks into the Psychiatrists office : Doctor says - Okay get under the couch.
Horse walks into the bar...bartender "Why the long face?"
Giraffe orders a beer in the bar...bartender says "Long Neck" giraffe says - "Do I have a choice?"
2007-06-26 13:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by sparky 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha! 1 star for you!
2007-06-26 20:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by sikn_shadow_420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple were funny, some were not. Here ya go anyway.
2007-06-26 13:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jackal Antern 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice. star! and it was nice that i had only heard onre of them, while i always find the same ones posted here. thnx!
2007-06-26 15:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star! Wish you knew more.
2007-06-26 13:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! -hands a star- Those are good!!
2007-06-26 13:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you got a star this is funny
2007-06-26 13:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋