They were each boasting about how good their memories are.
The first one said, "I remember being all dressed up and being pushed around in a stroller, and people stopping to coo and remark how beautiful I was!"
The second old man said, "That's nothing! I remember being in this cozy little room, and it was so safe and warm and comfortable, and so nice. Then I went down this waterslide and someone spanked me!"
The third old man said, "Ha! I've got you both beat! I remember going on a picnic with my father, and going back home with my mother!"
2007-06-26 13:25:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice Joke. I loved it. and for making me laugh. Here's a Star!!! Please make more!
2007-06-26 14:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - It took me a moment to work it out.( He remembers being a sperm)
Two old women on a bench one says
"It's windy isn't it?"
The other says " No it's Thursday"
The first one replies
" So am I let's have a cup of tea"
2007-06-26 13:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Floody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-26 13:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a while but i get it lol
2007-06-26 13:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it ? can someone explain pls
2007-06-26 13:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by karma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh. :-) A star in return.
2007-06-26 13:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-26 14:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by rachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-26 14:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by I <3 Izzy. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!!!
2007-06-26 13:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋