JJ Johnson, sat on his porch smoking and feeling out of sorts. Spring was here and he had not started on his garden. he was in his 70's and arthritis prevented him from doing alot. His son, JJ Johnson II, had always been around to help but junior had been jailed this past winter.
JJ decided to take his mind off of his troubles by writing to his son...
" Dear Junior, I'm sitting here watching the flowers come up and was wishing I could plant your mama's garden, but without you here to plow it I can't get anything done. Until you got locked up I never realised how much help you were to your old man, and I miss you son. With love Dad"
About a week later, JJ got a reply...
"Dear dad, whatever you do, DO NOT dig up that garden this year... u see, thats where i buried the bodies and if they find them i will never get out of here."
JJ Johnson has barely finished reading the letter when there was a knock on his door.
2007-06-26 13:13:01 · 24 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Outside his house was a collection of FBI agents, sheriffs, and construction equiptment. Shoving a warrant in his face, they stormed his fence and proceeded to excavte his entire back yard.
After hours of digging and finding nothing, they packed up and left. JJ sat on his easy chair, still in shock from the whole ordeal..
At that moment his phone rang... It was junior's lawyer...
Mr Johnson, i just left your son at the prison.. he told me to tell you to go ahead and plant that garden now... sorry he couldnt be there , but that was the best he could do.
2007-06-26 13:13:30 · update #1
I had to read it twice, because I was like WHAT?!?!? But I got it now... Too early in the morning here. Classic as Hell... Very Very funny....Star for you.
2007-07-03 06:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brill
2007-07-02 05:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and sweet
2007-06-30 16:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good idea i will remember that if ever get locked up and dad needs help with his garden.
2007-06-26 15:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-26 13:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sent the F.B.I. to dig up the garden cool very smart.
2007-06-26 13:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cool joke, funny AND different.
2007-06-30 21:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious!
well, he helped his dad with the garden
he sort of plowed it if you think about it
lol
2007-07-02 08:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by Ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent!!! : ) I was on the last line nearly before it clicked : )
2007-07-04 10:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-07-04 10:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋