>> DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
>>
>> I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
>> pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
>> ______________________________
>>
>> DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
>>
>> We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
>> and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
>> Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
>> _______________________
>>
>> DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
>>
>> I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
>> hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
>> his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
>> very attractive and attentive gentleman.
>> ________________
>>
>> DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
>>
>> Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
>> invited me to have the dinner with him in his state room. We had a
>> luxurious meal completes with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay
>> the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be
>> unfaithful to my husband.
>> ____________________
>>
>> DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
>>
>> Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
>> to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
>> and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
>> again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told
>> me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.
>> I was appalled.
>> _____________
>>
>> DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
>>
>> I saved 1,600 lives today. Twice.
>>
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2007-06-26 12:49:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get the last part. i saved 1,600 lives today, twice.
2007-06-26 12:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I leave for a cruise on Monday - hope the captain is hot! woohoo!
2007-06-26 13:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-26 13:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2007-06-26 12:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny
2007-06-26 13:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's especially funny with that last word. Thanks for the laugh. A star in return. :-)
2007-06-26 13:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is pretty funny!
2007-06-26 12:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how dare she betray her husband!
2007-06-26 13:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Heafy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha...that was funny :)
2007-06-26 14:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by luvwithurheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-06-26 12:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by bilmotie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋