10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
2007-06-26 12:38:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Source: "Evil Bible.com"
Note: this post ran late into the dark, dark night four days ago. Forgive if you were up and about and saw it then.
2007-06-26 12:40:28 · update #1
excellent, and I'm sure that the only retorts will be 'where's the question' or 'you are going to hell' or some dribble...
nice job...
2007-06-26 12:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
you asked a query and then replied it your self. i'm a Christian, i do no longer roll on the flooror talk in tongues, I definitely have studied the entire Bible, there is in basic terms one God, something are idols of timber and stone. Why do you harbor this resentment to boring Christians? There could be a private reason. What provides me away? that became the question. I gown modestly, you could tell by way of watching me that i'm lady, I study the Bible all the way via, i do no longer curse, i do no longer thieve, I try in certainty to maintain all the ten commandments, and the golden rule. I improve my hands in church and compliment God. I supply away something i won't have the ability to apply, I furnish groceries and foodstuff to the community center. I supply 10% of my income to the church because of the fact it desires electrical energy and water and books and money to assist missionaries. I pray that my lifestyles will glorify God. that's fairly cool to be Christian, and exciting, too.
2016-10-19 00:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We also listen to people ramble on and on about our God, and the Bible who do not understand it, nor do they seek to. Yet, they are self-proclaimed intelligent beings who think they know all there is to know. We walk by Faith, not by sight. We believe what our God tells us as the very truth. We believe that Jesus Christ is who He said He is. You can go on and on about what you think you know, but, it will never change who we are, or what we believe to be the truth. God has not shown you the truth, because you do not seek it. He saves that for those of us who truly do. You do not have a heart for God, nor His teachings, yet, you say you know God's word more than we do. You are foolish to think that, and it doesn't bother me what you believe, but, why are you so very angry at us, and why do you constantly come in here, hoping to let all your steam off on us, and tell us off? Do you do the same for other "religions? Or just Christians? Do you spout off at them for their beliefs, too? Just curious.It doesn't matter to us what you think of us. It only matters what God thinks of us, not some poor lost souls trying to find the reason for living in the first place. We have told you the truth. It is your choice to accept it or not. If you don't believe God's word, then so be it. You will know the truth soon enough, but then it will be too late for you. If you choose to believe scientists, who, by the way are merely men (and men wrote science books), then, so be it.
By the way, Jesus said you would do this.
2007-06-26 13:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Excellent post. Good job. Thank you.
2007-06-27 06:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Fundie, Go Fundie.
2007-06-26 12:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Me 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very concise
2007-06-26 13:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
may i add one to your list?
the one where they think they are equal to god and tell "sinners" that they are going to burn in hell, but yet...no one is equal to god..
btw, good list!
2007-06-26 12:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by ↓ѕіѕтεяматуןdа↓ 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
And your question is?
2007-06-26 12:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by My Avatar 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋