Couple on their honeymoon in hotel room getting undressed,Groom removes his socks,
Bride asks "what's wrong with your feet? your toes look all mangled" replies;
"I had TOLIO as a child,
"you mean POLIO"
"No TOLIO the disease only affected my toes."
Groom removes his trousers, Bride asks:
"whats wrong with your knees they'r all lumpy and deformed?"
replies; "As a child i had KNEASLES"
"you mean MEASLES?"
"No KNEASLES an illness that only affected my knees"
Groom removes his boxers,
"Don't tell me" says Bride
"SMALLCOX?"
2007-06-26 12:31:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOl! Finally, someone making me laugh! How ya doin', mate? Keep 'em comin, girl!
2007-06-26 12:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2016-04-01 06:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sheryl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really very funny - haha!
(The moral of the story being: check the goods before you buy.
Referring to the knees, obviously. lol )
2007-06-26 12:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. A lot of these jokes you are coming out with I never heard before. So it is always nice to hear the new ones. Old jokes are no longer jokes when you heard them before. Thanks x.
2007-06-26 20:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwahhhaah!
2007-06-26 13:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha Excellent one.!!!
The Best Today.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny no wait very funny.!!!
2007-06-26 20:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Yes, Yes. That's good! STAR!
2007-06-26 14:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...lol...actually lmao...10! have a cute yellow star.!
2007-06-26 14:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO verry funny
2007-06-26 13:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one us fellers can actually USE. Never heard it before. Terrific!!!
2007-06-26 12:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋