Why are you seeing less and less stray cats in your neighborhoods? Its b/c i am building a grand cat army! I have spent the past 30 years constructing cat armor and cat automatic weapons. Even suicide cats. i am not talking about walking down the street with a few hundred or even thousand cats. i am talking about millions of them. The PAW or Pussycat Army Waves will b relentless and they will be commanded by napolean Dynamite, no less. the time is at hand. laugh today, cry and beg for mercy tomorrow.
2007-06-26 11:58:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
omg! pussycontrol...
not only is that song in my mind... but i think i love you. lol
2007-06-26 12:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by ↓ѕіѕтεяматуןdа↓ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so why don't you come to my neighborhood already. I see at least three stray cats about, and they are constantly using my front lawn as a cat box.
As for the P.A.W. bring em, we love cats, taste like chicken.
PS: I'm reporting you to the Humaine Society. BTW do you have a really evil laugh? you know kinda big and burlly or weak and wimpy like Dr. Evil?
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
2007-06-26 19:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by ImJstBob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like fun, where do I sign up? I have a cat who can lick his butt and meow at the same time. Would that be helpful?!
2007-06-26 19:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats have already conquered the world.
Signed,
Slave to my cat.
2007-06-26 19:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Robin W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Decendants of the great Viking Kittens, no doubt!
http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm
2007-06-26 19:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you do when all your female cats come into heat???
it must be a nightmare in the cat barracks with all that noise!
2007-06-26 19:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe me, there is no shortage of stray cats in MY neighborhood.
SPAY and NEUTER, PEOPLE!
2007-06-26 19:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I have to do is set ol' yeller a loose and them cats'll be runnin' scared!
2007-06-26 19:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
remember, there is more than one way to skin a cat
2007-06-26 19:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did u gain any inspiration from famous feline flicks???
2007-06-26 19:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dave S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
R iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..........
Dr. Evil
2007-06-26 19:01:00 · answer #11 · answered by Brian A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋