I was in the store buying a large bag of Purina Dog Food for my dog and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling
a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
2007-06-26 11:28:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I had been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2007-06-26 11:28:40 · update #1
that one made me laff harder than any other joke today! i wish i could give u `10 starz
oh and by the way i used to gross people out buy bringing dog treats to school and eating them. people STILL talk about it and speaking of dogs my puppy just had another seizure
2007-06-26 11:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one million. have you ever been on a weight-reduction plan? No 2. if so, what weight-reduction plan replaced into it? N/a three. Did your weight-reduction plan paintings? N/A 4. Do you think of that diets are a good factor or a undesirable factor? It relies upon on the shape you're doing it. in case you, as you pronounced, are "crash-weight-reduction plan" then it rather is undesirable, yet once you're only making a swap to healthful eating and reducing meals severe in sodium, trans fat, etc., then it rather is superb. 5. could you ever flow on a weight-reduction plan? If i necessary to shed some pounds, i does not weight-reduction plan by way of fact I consume healthful; i could in all probability only workout greater. 6. Do you agree that making a fashion of existence replace to consume heathier and workout is greater proper than the different weight-reduction plan obtainable? sure. BQ: How replaced into your day? good. I wasted maximum of it on right here, nevertheless. I could desire to deal with that . . . BQ2: have you ever long previous swimming yet this summer season? Nope. i won't be ready to swim, yet do not tell all and sundry. i will tread water, nevertheless, yet it rather is approximately it. BQ3: what's your best purpose for the summer season? study a thank you to swim. it rather is been bothering me of previous due.
2016-09-28 12:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story, I love it. I'm surprised nobody took you seriously here. There are always a few gullible ones in every group.
2007-06-26 11:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL+LMAO="Next time someone asks me something like that I'll know how to answer:)"
2007-06-26 23:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. thats scary. O.o
LOL ♥♥♥♥
2007-06-26 11:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-06-26 13:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is good! I haven't heard that one before! That is sooo good!
2007-06-26 11:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by Meggie Liz! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! Star for you my friend!
2007-06-26 12:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome one!!! That is great!
2007-06-26 16:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by mnypnny281 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-06-26 11:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by dont_know_4_sure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋